Storiography is the documentary work of designer Christiana Aretta.

Table of Contents

Rants

Parts Theory

There are definitely some perks to being just one of the crowd.

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Cry of the Wounded Fanboy

“It takes an idiot to do cool things. That’s why it’s cool.” -Haruko Haruhara

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Stop Stalking Me

Stop Stalking Me

There’s gotta be some kind of irony in being stalked by socks and shoes.

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Whatever You Can Afford: The Introduction

Chapter one of my firsthand experience with a visit to the emergency room at Bethesda Suburban Hospital and the ensuing bills.

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Knock Myself Out

The story of a bicycle accident, in three parts.

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